Some Advice for Frequenters to Blacks Beach

As many of  you know, San Diego has miles of beautiful beaches.  One of my favorite beaches because of it's beauty is Blacks Beach.  It happens to be a nude beach and those of you who have been there, will appreciate this checklist of items written by Cathy Lachel who was running there tonight:

Advice to Black Beach Goers on a Friday Afternoon (let me know if I should start an advice column)

Please wrap your towel around the OTHER head

When admiring the beautiful ocean, please keep knees down and legs together. Knees bent at 90 degree angel, legs apart, elbows resting on knees – may cause involuntary gag reflex to passerbys

Please leave the shoulder bag at home. No shoes? No clothes? No hat? Why the shoulder bag?

If you are over the age of 75, can you please find another activity that is as exhilarating? Bubble baths do wonders for your skin. (remember? CALGON! Take me away!)

When cleansing body parts (that may be internal) salt water may sting. Fresh water showers in the privacy of your own home are recommended.

Have you heard the saying, “Just jump!” Hopping each wave with hands in the air, squealing with delight, might be dangerous. (o.k., I didn’t actually hear the squealing, but I am sure it was an inside voice)

High knee lifts are truly only recommended for Olympic athletes.

Please refrain from speaking to me as I pass by. Just go about your own business and enjoy.

Thank you! And please do your part to help EVERYONE enjoy our beautiful world!

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Okay that was the best post of the YEAR.. Soooo true.... People please... If your boobs are about to snap off at the knee, throw them over your shoulder and put on a shirt. And you old Geezers with your tackle dragging in the sand... Wearing shower slippers just doesn't help the look.

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